ah, 2 years of doing hardy and my poems just keep getting better dont they!
samantha has just reminded me to post pictures of my favourite footballers:
fernando torres and raul. atleti-bred, with the old man on the right crossing over to atleti's eternal rivals, real madrid, all because of another old man, jesus gil. will continue this intriguing story some other time. when i have kids of my own when i grow old, i will tell them the tale of raul as their bedtime story every night.
what a scandalous photo by the way. raul is obviously a wolf who has been hiding his paedophilic tendencies towards fernando torres all this time, good thing the paparazzi caught him spot-on in action, like a deer caught in headlights, or something like that.
that is sergio "kun" aguero, a BRILLIANT young argentinean man. due to obscure relation to fellow countryman diego maradona, atleti fans have forgiven aguero for punching in the ball a few matches ago because that goal actually gave us the win we had been looking for. this man is actually only 18, born in 1988 for those who cannot count, and this is the only investment atleti made this season that actually seems to be WORKING. mista has been rubbish most of the season, not to mention injured, i fear he is another kezman. but back to aguero, he's very fast, good with his feet, do watch him, i think he and fer has got a better partnership working than fer and mista, because aguero connects better with him and is more skilful than mista. also, aguero is short, which makes him difficult to be seen most of the time, because most spanish footballers are too tall and they do not have eyes on their chest, which is where aguero usually reaches to next to them. but that is just my theory.
and yes i did have a brutal evening, do not wish to inform the world what really happened, but since the bus driver must already have told all his fellow bus drivers about what happened today, i shall summarise neatly my tragic night:
1. about to get off.
2. ez-link in my hand.
3. ez-link suddenly not in my hand, due to slippery fingers.
4. cannot find ez-link.
5. bus stops.
6. still cannot find ez-link.
7. suspects that ez-link is under old woman's legs, where it has rudely buried itself after falling from my careless hands.
8. tries to search under old woman's legs with my eyes, starting to panic because bus driver is waiting for me to get off. so is about 23 other impatient singaporeans and 2 bangla workers.
9. impossible to look beyond old woman's legs, because she rudely refuses to budge.
10. decides that the next best thing is to CRAWL under old woman's legs.
11. kneels down on floor to frantically search for ez-link, old woman horrified, looks like she wants to beat me up with plastic bag of apples.
12. found it!
13. FLEW off the bus. will never take a bus again.
14. people at bus stop look at me like an escaped alligator from the spore zoo.
THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO ME ON THE BUS. i swear it's a conspiracy the bus gods have against me.
1. late for a-level paper, sees bus, heroically runs towards bus.
2. runs too fast, cannot stop, runs straight into coin dispenser.
3. gives a loud "OOF!"
4. bus driver originally friendly, but upon seeing me, eyes grow wider and he jerks back from his seat as i crash into dispenser.
5. 18 pairs of eyes eye me.
6. vows never to take bus again.
ARGH.
i saw paul twohill today. he was next to me while i was christmas gift shopping. i had no idea why people were making so much noise, wanted to strangle them all, so i turned to give a disapproving shaking of my head only to realize it was paul twohill. forgot his name, so i looked very blank, after remembering his name, was not very fascinated so i went back to complete gift shopping. now that is focused for you.
oooh how exciting, hope this entry turns out normal.
signed,
sincerely, me
pearlyn torres
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