still on a roll.

haha! whoever was breast-fed till the age of 7 raise yer arm!

don't know what these valencia boys have been up to. every week one of them would injure their wrist. there must be a serial handshaker in the club breaking people's wrists with utmost force.

i really don't know what silva is doing there. but whatever it is villa looks pleasantly contented. morientes looks a little disgusted though. albiol is as usual in a wholly different atmosphere, so he is blissfully unaware of what is going on.

albiol is impossibly long. i wonder if he gets tired of talking to people's scalps.

based on my profound observation skills, the two unidentified gentlemen beside him are possibly his or silva's admirers, due to their deliriously delighted facial expressions.

on a roll!

makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over ain't it.


silva and his ms universe smile.

when your parents preach "do not take cover under trees during a thunderstorm", obviously they have not met albiol yet. all the human beings beside him in the above picture are all in serious danger of being struck by lightning if anything.

Never Stand Next To Albiol During A Thunderstorm.


height difference.



silva and albiol. silva's trying to get the emo look down but he sort of reminds me of betty boob here. ahem. but he's still a fantastic player no doubt.


raul albiol for the valencia-impaired. i quite like him because he seems like quite a strange man.


he is quite odd isn't he.

ALOHA!

how mouldy. hello world!

i'm only here because fan j*** l** would like to see some football pictures. and because i am brimming with extreme kindness and generosity, i decided to post said pictures up here for viewing convenience. go me!

oh yeah. but before that, i would like to insist that everybody pay attention to a certain shady midget from valencia, his name is DAVID SILVA. i would like to elaborate further but FJL is getting increasingly frustrated with my inefficiency. here are the pictures:

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because of my lack of intelligence, the pictures have appeared on top instead. ok FJL, i'm pretty sure you've seen them by now. if not, please scroll up.

ok. goodbye world!

signed,

sincerely, me

pearlyn silva-torres