The Ultimate State of Boredom.

So I am always seeing those Facebook notes thingy things on, well, Facebook, and since I like keeping a low profile on Facebook, I decided to participate in such things not on Facebook. I usually make sense when I speak, just so you know. But my communication skills of late have been nada. Perhaps this is what you get when you immerse yourself too much into studying Korean.

So here is the Facebook note.

The rules are:You think of a person whose name starts with the letter. Choose the first name that appears. You must answer truthfully.

A is for Amanda
1) Do you love this person?
Yes, one of my closest friends in this world.
2) Is this person your enemy?
I hope not.
3) Would you hug this person?
She and anyone with a brain will know that I don't generally like touching people.

A is also for Adam (I apologize because the few friends I have all happen to have similar names)
1) Do you love this person?
I have a lot of love to share.
2) Is this person your enemy?
Maybe, because he attracts more males than I ever will.
3) Would you hug this person?
Hugging is reserved only for certain people or things in this world. Like Nuowen, my backpack...etc.

B is for Boon Ee
1) What do you really think of this person?
Very innocent and pure.
2) What’s their favorite color?
I think even the colour-blind will know that it's pink. The only way I could tell where her birthday party was was to follow the pinkness.
3) Ever danced with them?
Not really, because my idea of dancing is break-dancing, and I don't think Boon Ee will enjoy that very much.

C is for Chelsea
1) What do you think of this person?
Interesting sense of humour.
2) How far does this person live?
Currently? Malaysia. According to my map, that's far.
3) How old is he/she?
My age.

C is also for Chuang May
1) What do you think of this person?
So many words, can't pick one. Out of this world, mostly.
2) How far does this person live?
In a pretty little house near where Temasek Primary is. I hope I'm right.
3) How old is he/she?
My age.

D is for Don Teng
1) How long have you known him/her?
From my calculations, it's been over 4 years.
2) Do you like this person?
I like anybody who loves Rafa Benitez as much as I do.
3) Do you hate this person?
Only if he manages to touch Rafa's beard when he comes to Singapore and I don't.

D is also for Darren Sshi
1) How long have you known him/her?
Most recently, in Korean class.
2) Do you like this person?
Of course, it's so rare to be able to chat about SNSD with any sane Singaporean.
3) Do you hate this person?
I never hate.

E is for Evon
1) Have you met their parents?
Who is "their", Evon is only one person as far as I know. And no.
2) Worst thing about this person?
I send her perfectly innocent pictures of Korean boys and she ends up looking at all the wrong things.
3) Best thing about this person?
So interesting and amusing to talk to.

E is also for Ephraim Lin
1) Have you met their parents?
Mr. and Mrs. Lin? No.
2) Worst thing about this person?
He completely disappears during MSN conversations to do god-knows-what boy things.
3) Best thing about this person?
Will cheer you up instantly.

F is for Fatima Musa
1) Have you ever dated this person?
She did try to get fresh with me when we shared a bed in Sydney.
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?
August 6, when she returns from her stint in the American forest. Provided she has not been infected by swines.
3) Do you go to school with them?
Sadly for her, no.

F is also for Fernando Torres
1) Have you ever dated this person?
I don't think I ever have.
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?
You mean the first time? Perhaps if he deigns to show up for the Liverpool-Singapore match.
3) Do you go to school with them?
Last time I checked, he's not an SMU student.

G is for G-Dragon
1) Have you heard this person sing?
I hear him rap all the time.
2) What's his/her pet's name?
Seungri.
3) Will he/she repost this?
If he comes to know of this and if YG gives him some time off, maybe.

H is for Heechul
1) What grade are they in?
Already graduated I should think.
2) Is he/she your best friend?
In an alternate universe, yes.
3) Ever done something illegal with this person?
He will be off doing things illegally by himself.

I is for Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzah
1) What is this person's favorite food?
Miracle Popiah? Cup noodles? Brownies that taste like vegetables?
2) When are you next seeing him/her?
When she returns with The Fart on August 6.
3) Do you trust him/her?
Of course.

I is also for Iman Nabila. The Sex.
1) What is this person's favorite food?
Sex. Or chocolate-covered strawberries.
2) When are you next seeing him/her?
Maybe at a hula-hoop shop.
3) Do you trust him/her?
Yes.

J is for Jesus Navas
1) They have any siblings?
He has, like, four or five brothers.
2) Do you know their favorite song?
"Green Eyes" by Coldplay.
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?
I would try to enjoy the dream for as long as I can.

K is for Kang Daesung
1) How old were you when you first met?
Inapplicable.
2) Do you like him/her as a friend?
His only relevance is as a singer.
3) Would you go to disney world with this person?
Actually that might be quite fun.

L is for Lee Donghae
1) Is this person older than you?
Yes.
2) Is this person single?
So he claims, but I'm pretty sure no.
3) How many times do you talk to them in a week?
I sing to his poster sometimes.

M is for Makalingam
1) How old were you when you first met?
When we were 13.
2) Whats his/her pet's name?
Oh my god I should know this.
I don't.
3) Ever danced with this person?
Oh. Uh. If you consider that dreadful dance we did for a drama farewell.

N is for Nobody.

O is for Onew.
1) Are you related?
Maybe.
2) Could you live with this person?
He cooks well, so that solves almost everything.
3) What school do they go to?
SM Entertainment.

P is for Pearlyn (P-Dragon)
1) Have you been to the mall with this person?
Seeing as how I can't attach myself away from myself no matter how hard I try, I would say yes.
2) How about a sleepover with them?
Read above.
3) Does this person have a job?
Yes, like now.

R is for Ronaldo. Cristiano.
1) Have you heard this person sing?
Thank god no.
2) Will she/he repost this?
With the money he has now, he'll pay someone to do it for him.
3) When does this person look best?
Should I even attempt responding to this?

S is for Samantha Lee
1) Is this person taller than you?
All right yes yes. Since primary school! :(
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
Of course. But all she ever talks about now is Kangin.
3) Is this person your friend?
Yes, in most cases.

S is also for Sang to the Ita
1) Is this person taller than you?
And she never lets me forget it.
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
Yes, how else do you think I stay sane in that dreadful school.
3) Is this person your friend?
Yes, through a mutual friend called E****d.

S is also also for Sheen Yap
1) Is this person taller than you?
This is getting slightly depressing to answer now.
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
Yes. Can't wait for when you're back!
3) Is this person your friend?
We have to be, we're related.

S is also also also for Sin Ee Sshi.
1) Is this person taller than you?
For once, I can reply no! But that's because she's a young girl.
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
Of course, because nobody my age will entertain me with talk about SHINee.
3) Is this person your friend?
The SHINee love bonded us.

T is for Taeyang
1) What grade is this person in?
Supposed to be my grade.
2) Would you hug this person?
What a question.
3) Do they live close to you?
He doesn't live in Neptune, as far as I know.

U is for Usher.
1) How is this person related to you?
We practice dancing together.
2) Would you hug this person?
Enough with the hugging questions already.
3) Have you met any of his/her family?
Perhaps, in some other life.

V is for Vic
1) Would you do anything for him/her?
I clean his dog's shit for him.
2) Do you consider them a friend?
Yes, because he has nice PS3 games.
3) Have you met any of his/her family?
You mean, like myself? Yes, I've met myself.

W is for Wenpo
1) Is this person loud or quiet?
Loud with the harmonica.
2) Have you seen this person dance?
Dance?
3) What color eyes does this person have?
Seems somewhat black/brown. But maybe it's orange. I've not looked.

X is for Xueting
1) How old were you when you first met this person?
20 I think.
2) Do you like him/her as a friend?
Who else will tolerate my Spanish outbursts.
3) Would you go to disney world with this person?
Sure thing.

Y is for Yesung
1) How old were you when you first met this person?
Inapplicable.
2) What do you think of this person?
He has such a lovely sense of humour.
3) Have you heard this person sing?
Everyone has. It's beautiful.

Z is for Zara
1) Does this person have msn?
Yes. A harmless grinning smiling idiot or something is her nick.
2) What is their favorite sport?
Japanese samurai.
3) When did you last see this person?
Last day of school. Oh my god I still have her slippers.

Z is also for Zhuhuii
1) Does this person have msn?
Yes.
2) What is their favourite sport?
Mahjong.
3) When did you last see this person?
At Ming's band concert. Which was I cannot remember when.

A lot of people have asked me why I didn't put this on Facebook. I don't like Facebook, I don't ever go on it anyway.

Signed

Sincerely, Me

P-Dragon